icy you demon fang stop taggin me

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Alright, I've been tagged by IceheartPB again...*Frustrated cheetah noises*

I'm going to do this with my Ar Tonelico Link_Hymmnos OC's (from Phase 1).

Enjoy...??

 

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Ande: *looks at Syntha*

Syntha: *looks at Ande*

Both: *point to each other* We're married.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Maxill: Don't you always do it at night?!?!?

Kari: *facepalm*

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Ande: Wherever I want.

Syntha: *Being squished on the left side* GET OFF ME YOU TWIT?


4. Do you masturbate?

All the guys: O_O

All the girls: O_O

Kari: *pushes the younger ones out of the room* Come along children let's leave

5. How often? Lately?
Everyone: Didn't we already answer with our faces?


6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

Syntha: *raises hand shyly* Y-yes...BUT IT'S NOT FOR WHAT YOU THINK!!!


7. Do you prefer showers or baths?

Kari: I love showers, they're so relaxing~

Ande: Same here.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?

Syntha: You can do that...??

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
(This one is definitely for the Viruses.)

Ed: *smirks at Athyns*

Athyns: Dude, we ARE the pornography.

Xillma: I-I don't think you understand what that means...


10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

Syntha: I will match who I sleep with for pain equality.

Ande: ./////. *arrow points to him that says 'total uke'*


11. Do you love someone on your friends list?

Ande: *raises hand* I have a wife...

Maxill: *Stares at Kari in the distane* OTP


12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Athyns: I know EVERYONE.


13. Would you choose love or money?

Athyns: *breaks down wall screaming EXEC_CUTYPUMP/.* (If you don't understand the joke, look up the english lyrics.)

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?

Kari: Chocolate. *smirk*

Maxill: WTF???

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Ed: ...

Athyns: ...

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?

Kari: I...am a virgin Reyvateil.


17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

Ande: It's a weird thing in general...*mutters* considering a girl tops in our relationship.

Syntha: *bangs him in the head with a frying pan* DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAYYY~!!


18. Have you ever been caught having sex?

Syntha: *Looks at Chii*

Chii: *she's like 7* They were having a campfire under the covers, that's what mommy says!

**Kari is Chii's adopted mother**


19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Ed: With my love~

Athyns: He's not talking about me. -_-


20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?

Syntha: Bars at my hometown are for drinking and merriment.

D-does sex count amongst those things??


21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?

Maxill: I was kicked out because I'm a scientist...

*shudders* they called me a nerd...


22. Ever been picked up in a bar?

Ed: Oh yeah, man.


23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?

Ande: I give out brofists. They are the kisses of bros.

*brofists Maxill*

Maxill: BOOM-SHACKA-LACKA!!


24. What's your sexuality?

Ande: Straight and loving it.

Syntha: And I as well.

Kari: Straightly single...*sighs*

Maxill: *blinks* I'm a scientist.


25. Had sex in a movie theater?

Syntha: ...

What is a 'movie theater'?



26. Had sex in a bathroom?

Athyns: Nah, but I got sO CLOSE ONCE!!!


27. Have you ever had sex at work?

Ande: *deadpans* unemployed

Maxill: I am too concerned with the mutation of the Border Disease for such...



28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

Syntha: Seeing as how children cannot leave and go shopping by themselves, I suppose yes.

Ande: *facepalms*


29. Bought something from an adult store?

Syntha: Well-

Ande: *covers her mouth* SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND "ADULT" OKAY?? DON'T SPOIL MY WIFE'S INNOCENCE!!!

30. Do you own any sex toys?

Everyone: >....< go to Metafalss

31. If yes, how many and what are they?

Everyone: *kicks Tag to Metafalss*

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

Maxill: DAMMIT NO I HOPE NOT FRELIA FORBID HOLY SHITT JEEZUS I'M WHEEZING

Kari: Probably.


33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

Ed: *looks at Athyns*

Don't

Don't you fucking dare

Athyns: Edna.

Ed: *blows up*

**Ed's full name is Edna**



34. Have you ever had phone sex?

Syntha: I did not know you could engage in sexual activity with a telephone.

Ande: I think you need to sit down.


35. Have you ever had cyber sex?

Kari: Have you ever had sex in a Cosmosphere??



36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?

Syntha: Isn't that when you put the thing by the thing and this thing goes here and all the thing does is........*making hand gestures to signify chickens and shit*


37. What's your favorite sexual position?

Ande: I have no rights...

Edna: ALWAYS TOPPING FOREVER

Ande: You don't get it. Dumb Viruses.



38. What's your favorite sex act?

Syntha: THERE ARE PLAYS ABOUT THIS DISGUSTING THING???


39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

Maxill: That's possible??

Kari: I'm a virgin and even I know that's possible...



40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this

Everyone: The Viruses.

Athyns: *nods*

Ed: *nods*

Xillma: *nods sadly*

Raki: *blasts dubstep* I LET THE BEAT DROP LIKE YOUR GRANDMA WITHOUT HER LIFE ALERT

The Non-Viruses: ........

 

END THE

 

I tag: Anyone with the guts to do this shit.

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