Alright, I've been tagged by IceheartPB again...*Frustrated cheetah noises*
I'm going to do this with my Ar Tonelico Link_Hymmnos OC's (from Phase 1).
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Ande: *looks at Syntha*
Syntha: *looks at Ande*
Both: *point to each other* We're married.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Maxill: Don't you always do it at night?!?!?
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Ande: Wherever I want.
Syntha: *Being squished on the left side* GET OFF ME YOU TWIT?
4. Do you masturbate?
All the guys: O_O
All the girls: O_O
Kari: *pushes the younger ones out of the room* Come along children let's leave
5. How often? Lately?
Everyone: Didn't we already answer with our faces?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Syntha: *raises hand shyly* Y-yes...BUT IT'S NOT FOR WHAT YOU THINK!!!
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Kari: I love showers, they're so relaxing~
Ande: Same here.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Syntha: You can do that...??
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
(This one is definitely for the Viruses.)
Ed: *smirks at Athyns*
Athyns: Dude, we ARE the pornography.
Xillma: I-I don't think you understand what that means...
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Syntha: I will match who I sleep with for pain equality.
Ande: ./////. *arrow points to him that says 'total uke'*
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Ande: *raises hand* I have a wife...
Maxill: *Stares at Kari in the distane* OTP
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Athyns: I know EVERYONE.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Athyns: *breaks down wall screaming EXEC_CUTYPUMP/.* (If you don't understand the joke, look up the english lyrics.)
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Kari: Chocolate. *smirk*
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Kari: I...am a virgin Reyvateil.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Ande: It's a weird thing in general...*mutters* considering a girl tops in our relationship.
Syntha: *bangs him in the head with a frying pan* DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAYYY~!!
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Syntha: *Looks at Chii*
Chii: *she's like 7* They were having a campfire under the covers, that's what mommy says!
**Kari is Chii's adopted mother**
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Ed: With my love~
Athyns: He's not talking about me. -_-
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Syntha: Bars at my hometown are for drinking and merriment.
D-does sex count amongst those things??
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Maxill: I was kicked out because I'm a scientist...
*shudders* they called me a nerd...
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Ed: Oh yeah, man.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Ande: I give out brofists. They are the kisses of bros.
24. What's your sexuality?
Ande: Straight and loving it.
Syntha: And I as well.
Kari: Straightly single...*sighs*
Maxill: *blinks* I'm a scientist.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
What is a 'movie theater'?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Athyns: Nah, but I got sO CLOSE ONCE!!!
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Ande: *deadpans* unemployed
Maxill: I am too concerned with the mutation of the Border Disease for such...
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Syntha: Seeing as how children cannot leave and go shopping by themselves, I suppose yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Ande: *covers her mouth* SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND "ADULT" OKAY?? DON'T SPOIL MY WIFE'S INNOCENCE!!!
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Everyone: >....< go to Metafalss
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Everyone: *kicks Tag to Metafalss*
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Maxill: DAMMIT NO I HOPE NOT FRELIA FORBID HOLY SHITT JEEZUS I'M WHEEZING
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Ed: *looks at Athyns*
Don't you fucking dare
Ed: *blows up*
**Ed's full name is Edna**
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Syntha: I did not know you could engage in sexual activity with a telephone.
Ande: I think you need to sit down.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Kari: Have you ever had sex in a Cosmosphere??
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Syntha: Isn't that when you put the thing by the thing and this thing goes here and all the thing does is........*making hand gestures to signify chickens and shit*
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Ande: I have no rights...
Edna: ALWAYS TOPPING FOREVER
Ande: You don't get it. Dumb Viruses.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Syntha: THERE ARE PLAYS ABOUT THIS DISGUSTING THING???
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Maxill: That's possible??
Kari: I'm a virgin and even I know that's possible...
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
Everyone: The Viruses.
Xillma: *nods sadly*
Raki: *blasts dubstep* I LET THE BEAT DROP LIKE YOUR GRANDMA WITHOUT HER LIFE ALERT
The Non-Viruses: ........
I tag: Anyone with the guts to do this shit.
Can we just appreciate Chica pls...|
In honor of Rebornica-sensei
Hi There! I like Ice Cream, drawing, writing, and TOAST!
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